Welcome to the best and fastest Online Pizza Restaurant!
The best ingredients, the best service, and the best colored boxes!
Fed up with those chewy yet tasteless pizzas from your local pizza shop? Order from
us instead, and we'll fax your order instantly to your local pizza shop for them
to deliver. It might not taste any better, but you get a free1 online experience thrown in.
Still not convinced? Try the new 'rub and smell' facility on our menu page. Just
rub the screen gently with your thumb and take in the glorious aroma of freshly-baked
pizza and burning chef2.
What other pizza store can offer you service like this?
We don't do Greek
food, but we do Geek food! Try our special 'Computer Programmer's Boxed Value-Type'
meal. We take a slice from somebody else's pizza, store it in the refrigerator for
two days until soggy and curled up3,
then despatch to you in a static-free bubble-wrapped assembly! We even deliver at
midnight - what could be more ideal?
1: Free except for a $10.00 charge for faxing your
2: Requires special hardware, may not be available on all client systems
3: May include unidentifiable extra toppings and cultures
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